My loyal subjects,
In the week in which one delivered one’s speech to the Lords and members of the House of Commons (or the Rogue’s Gallery, as Phillip once quipped) it gives one great pleasure to have also been invited to address the many readers of Have I Got Social Enterprise News For You. Readers of this fine newsletter are often spoken of as some of the most highly regarded citizens throughout my Commonwealth. Knight and Damehoods to you all!
I wish you all a most pleasant week.
HRH Queen Elizabeth II
(as told to @davemcglashan, who may now be in the Tower. Does this count as treason?)